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    How To Tell Your VIP Customers That Their Carpets Are Beyond Saving

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    How To Adjust To Over-the-top Security When Cleaning For Some of UK’s Biggest Celebrities

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    The Time I Found a Platinum Award in the Fridge (And Other Celebrity Oddities)

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    What Is It Like To Clean The Carpets Of Some Of The Biggest Music Stars In The UK?

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3 months ago3 months ago

How To Tell Your VIP Customers That Their Carpets Are Beyond Saving

When a Fancy Rug Just Can’t Be Rescued I once stepped into a penthouse in Mayfair where the carpet looked like it had seen more parties than the back room of a dodgy nightclub. Champagne spills, red wine splashes, muddy footprints that looked suspiciously like they belonged to a Great Dane — it was all…

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4 months ago3 months ago

How To Adjust To Over-the-top Security When Cleaning For Some of UK’s Biggest Celebrities

It’s Not Just a Mop and Bucket Job – It’s Mission Bleedin’ Impossible I’ll never forget the first time I cleaned for a celebrity in Kensington. I turned up with my bucket, Henry hoover, and a bacon bap, only to be met by a six-foot-five bloke with sunglasses, an earpiece, and the kind of jawline…

Platinum award statuette
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6 months ago3 months ago

The Time I Found a Platinum Award in the Fridge (And Other Celebrity Oddities)

You’d be amazed what you find behind the scenes of fame. I’ve been a professional cleaner in London for more years than I care to count, and these days most of my clients are the ones you hear on the radio or see swanning down red carpets. But while the front-facing side of celebrity life…

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7 months ago4 months ago

What Is It Like To Clean The Carpets Of Some Of The Biggest Music Stars In The UK?

I’ve been a professional carpet cleaner in London for longer than I care to admit, and over the years, I’ve scrubbed, steamed, and shampooed my way into some of the most famous homes in the country. You’d be surprised at how many A-list musicians need a bloke like me to rescue their carpets from the…

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3 months ago3 months ago

How To Tell Your VIP Customers That Their Carpets Are Beyond Saving

When a Fancy Rug Just Can’t Be Rescued I once stepped into a penthouse in Mayfair where the carpet looked like it had seen more parties than the back room of a dodgy nightclub. Champagne spills, red wine splashes, muddy footprints that looked suspiciously like they belonged to a Great Dane — it was all…

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How To Adjust To Over-the-top Security When Cleaning For Some of UK’s Biggest Celebrities

It’s Not Just a Mop and Bucket Job – It’s Mission Bleedin’ Impossible I’ll never forget the first time I cleaned for a celebrity in Kensington. I turned up with my bucket, Henry hoover, and a bacon bap, only to be met by a six-foot-five bloke with sunglasses, an earpiece, and the kind of jawline…

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6 months ago3 months ago

The Time I Found a Platinum Award in the Fridge (And Other Celebrity Oddities)

You’d be amazed what you find behind the scenes of fame. I’ve been a professional cleaner in London for more years than I care to count, and these days most of my clients are the ones you hear on the radio or see swanning down red carpets. But while the front-facing side of celebrity life…

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7 months ago4 months ago

What Is It Like To Clean The Carpets Of Some Of The Biggest Music Stars In The UK?

I’ve been a professional carpet cleaner in London for longer than I care to admit, and over the years, I’ve scrubbed, steamed, and shampooed my way into some of the most famous homes in the country. You’d be surprised at how many A-list musicians need a bloke like me to rescue their carpets from the…

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